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April 19, 2015

IndyCar NOLA Recap (With The Benefit of Time)

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NOLA Race Course

NOLA Race Course

Better late than never and perhaps it is a great idea to compare the event this weekend with what took place last weekend. Full disclosure: Disciple party of six attended the very first NOLA IndyCar GP outside Avondale. Two of us had team credentials and two had media credentials; both allowed essentially the same access. Usually. Although we attended Long Beach last year we have to rely on television coverage in 2015. We have also had the opportunity to retrieve and review the broadcast of last week from the occasionally trusty DVR.

If most people bothered to seek comparison a good one might be NOLA and Long Beach. The west coast institution has a 41-year head start and if there is an event in IndyCar second in stature to the 500 that is probably it. The NOLA folks have a stated goal of making their event the second most attended/popular/watched in IndyCar. They have a really long way to go.

20 parkingAs a drenched attendee most of us had a great time despite the wet, mud, race control micromanagement, and the whimsical, mostly consistently clueless crowd marshalling by yellow shirt wearing minimum wage superstars entrusted with organization there. Expounding on each point:

-The wet. Steady rain most of the weekend exacerbated the primary problem with the venue. It is not yet finished nor ready for prime time. When drainage systems are unable to keep up with the rain that fell or do not exist at all scheduling an event in any weekend that might feature rain is foolhardy.  Since rain is as likely to fall in Avondale as it is not in Long Beach the drainage situation must be addressed at the professional engineering level. Immediately.

-The race. IndyCar bringing wet tires to go along with the slicks is fine, but there is no intermediate compound. As a result sudden transition from wets to slicks began a string of yellows that turned a potentially great event into a head-scratching yawnfest.

-It has been my tendency to defend Brian Barnhart as an experienced referee-type voice in race control. Many people who are far smarter than I am still spend a great deal of time either laughing at or explaining the lunacy of Barnhart’s stewardship. Perhaps it is time I started listening. What we have seen thus far this year has not justified previous votes of confidence.

-We are willing to cut the NOLA folks a lot of slack for a first time event. After all they were phenomenal hosts, were as friendly as they could be and went out of their way for the paying customers. That said attempts to get from, say, the garage to the pit area, the pit area to the paddock, the paddock back to the garage, etc., were consistently met with abject stupidity by contractors clueless about access, even though at each entry way it was all clearly posted. With pictures. They made IMS yellow shirts look courteous and knowledgeable by comparison. Here is an example. The first time we attempted to enter the staging area with team credentials that said ‘garage’ we were rebuffed. Evidently we needed wristbands. When we told the wristband people we needed one they indicated we did not. We asked if they minded informing the folks at the gate of that fact. Evidently they minded and just gave us a wristband. Once we made our way through the staging area tents attached to the transporters (no garages actually exist where the IndyCars are) our intent was to walk pit lane (credentials also said ‘pit’ and were on their ‘credentials for dummies’ pictures). But because we were wearing wristbands we were told we were not allowed out of the area in which we were standing (between staging and pits in the paddock). Never mind the credentials. We were wearing wristbands. We turned around, took the wristbands off then walked right through with the same credentials as before.

This type of clumsy cluelessness was rampant all weekend. The same mental giants were also rigidly enforcing access to all grandstands all weekend, even during rainfall. No ticket for a particular stand or section? Access not allowed. Never mind there might only be five people in the entire grandstand. At most tracks folks who attend on Friday or Saturday try to hit all the stands to judge the best viewing locations. We cut them slack, however, figuring someone will have a talk with them before next season about using what is often referred to as common sense.

Here are a few observations lamented by members of our party. The majority of parking (as in 99.9%) was allowed only in remote lots serviced by busses (kind of like the way Barber does it). Unless you were credentialed (and even then it was usually remote) the charge was $20.00 per day. $20.00 each day. Folks that went all three days had to cough up $60.00.

??????????????????????????????????????Kudos to the Andretti group for staging quality events every year but their reputation for mercilessly nickel and diming race fans was well earned at NOLA. Some members of the party purchased general admission and indicated they felt their money was completely wasted. They were unwilling to stand/sit in mud puddles or wet grass on a small flat area next to two temporary stands. On the other side of the stands, however, suites used by the Andretti sports folks for higher paying customers were fabulous. Seating at the track was positioned as being able to see the whole track. That is not a true statement. If you happened to sit in the pit stands your view of turn one was blocked by the media building. Regardless of stand, just as IndyCar needs intermediate tires the Andretti sports marketing folks need intermediate pricing for, oh, average racing fans. They should also perhaps put a lid on the aggressive ‘upgrade’ pitches once folks determine they got screwed by purchasing lower priced tickets.

Next year all constituents may want to avoid scheduling the event directly opposite a music festival that rivals Mardi Gras in terms of attendance.

The race itself, once run, was highly forgettable. I yawned while there and yawned when the DVR was fired up. Once the Hey sonstars n’ cars commenced to wreckin’ there was no turning back. Eventually a timed race resulted and the best part of wading through that nonsense was the verbal tap dancing of the NBCSN on-air crew.

Speaking of season scheduling Mark Miles was not visible so it was not possible to ask him if he had been talked into again having a normal sized season. The other intended point we wanted to make was the absolute necessity of at least one oval prior to Indy. Not having one slotted early is ludicrous.

Overall reaction for NOLA in year one: Meh. Optimism for the future? High.  Very high. The people who run the track have the right idea and seem committed. If they do not eventually get screwed by the gypsy-like snake oil purveyors in charge of IndyCar and its connected entities this even stands an excellent chance of long term success. The location cannot be beat for entertainment and food (even at the track). My feeling is that things will improve dramatically each year for the next few, and this venue may take a regular slot. The Disciple party had an enjoyable weekend.

April 7, 2015

NOLA: IndyCar Gets a Red Carpet in a Great New Market!

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Bring It OnAs the IndyCar Series makes its way for the first time to the outskirts of New Orleans to a club track with higher aspirations, the weather forecast looks unfavorable. That’s OK. It will be a warm rain with parties and great food nearby. Whether IndyCar will run in it remains to be seen. The D party of six will be there rain or shine. This is a potentially great market going forward. The management and ownership of the track, designed by the same guy who did Barber and Miller, is extremely enthusiastic. Too bad they cannot build an oval in that park as well.

A quick check of the web site of IndyCar’s cable television partner at 4pm on 04/07/15 again revealed glaring editorial deficiencies against IndyCar now that NASCAR will start in July and F1 events are being broadcast.

-On the front page European soccer is front and center.

-Top headlines: IndyCar is 0 for 10.

-The ‘Motorsports Talk’ headline? F1 in China.

When an IndyCar or other casual fan finds the ‘Motors’ link (not to be confused with the dedicated ‘NASCAR’ link) the top stories are:

NBCSNF1

NASCAR

NASCAR

NASCAR

F1

Holy shit! ONE IndyCar story!

NASCAR

NASCAR

NASCAR

NASCAR

NASCAR

A person would have to dig all the way down to ‘Motorsports Talk’ to find minimal IndyCar coverage.

Also as originally reported on March 12, the NBC Sports Network Marketing Print and Digital Archive links page at nbcsportsnetwork.net continues to contain a glaring omission, as displayed on the right.

Whether blame for such failures should be directed toward NBCSN is debatable. I suspect IndyCar simply does not market itself as effectively as NASCAR or F1, both of which have been successful to the point of brainwashing otherwise ignorant decision makers in media. IndyCar managed to forge a coverage deal with USA Today and Gannett, but they cannot stop there. Electronic and digital media platforms must get exponentially more attention.

In any event fans are weary of seeing IndyCar pushed aside as the red-headed bastard stepchild.

April 1, 2015

New IndyCar Season Underway; So Is The Onslaught of Obsessed Chatterers

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The ITEThe legion of squatting Internet Television Executives have gotten neither more enlightened nor less deranged this year despite the long off season. Predictably these Einsteins have pronounced the St. Pete season opener final 12+ number (anything less than a 1) a failure. No rationale. No coherency. No justification. It’s just, well, a failure. LOL. Even funnier are the ITEs who offer their thoughts on what WOULD constitute success; e.g., 1.0 or so on network and .5 or so on cable. Again, no rationale, coherency or justification of any sort of like proclamation. Simply ‘higher is better.’

Those of us who earn livings in the commerce of television advertising spend a lot of time laughing out loud at the childlike blissful ignorance of people who really do believe they are knowledgeable about topics completely out of their scope of thought.

Just once it might be interesting for ITEs to examine ALL sporting events in a given week then tell us how many of them ranked lower (or not at all) than IndyCar in any chosen week. Or how it is possible for some sports entities and/or networks Jackieto be profitable with NO Nielsen ratings. Or how advertising in IndyCar (or any other sport) is proposed, bought and stewarded. Or what numbers are actually used in such commerce. Or what demographic breakouts show. Or how rapidly evolving concepts such as programmatic selling or an expanding range of non-linear options have begun to affect the process. Or how if one of the partners is spending an exponentially higher amount for Formula 1 than it does for IndyCar why the lower ratings F-1 gets would not be equally indicative of failure. It is highly unlikely this small group of pounding typists will yield any such intelligence any time soon.

In the meantime I predict we will see page after page of the willful retardation that makes such special children the object of ridicule by those in the know and the laughter will ensue all season.

If the ITE’s are not enough of an entertaining diversion, the ‘sky is falling’ gaggle of blithering idiots have pronounced this year, surprise, a failure. At the center of their predictable lashing out are aero kits. Personally I enjoyed the event at St. pieces and partsPete. It remains obvious to rationally thinking humans that the event continues to grow. Crowds, sponsorship and community involvement are up and ratings are steady. In defense of the simplistically thinking naysayers IndyCar is very adept at self-infliction of wounds. Introducing over-engineered aero kits on a closed street course is an example.

Despite the obvious the race still managed to entertain. Penske dominated and Ganassi whined. So did Graham, who has become more adept at blaming anyone else than any Andretti who has ever lived. Lots of folks, such as Foyt’s new 41 team with Jack Hawksworth, made lemonade out of their lemons. A review of the DVR playback confirmed the optimism of those who attended.

We are off to a great start. The season needs to be longer however.

March 25, 2015

IndyCar Fans….What’s This? A New Club Track? Awesome.

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Small OnesOne of the more humorous aspects of waiting for the start of the IndyCar season is exploiting the decades-long class warfare in open wheel for humor. You know, the undercurrent of suspicion that has long pitted Euro-centric road enthusiasts against traditional American-style oval racing fans. It is fun both to examine and subsequently poke fun at either it or the irony that results. A blurb that caught the eye of a few this week involves a drawing board stage club racing track near Denver International Airport. It is one of those facilities that aspire to attract mostly genital-girth-deprived, compensating Porsche (or any other fancy nameplate brand) owners who secretly believe they are the next coming of Senna no matter how much it costs. Hey, it beats the heck out of golf, right?

Wet Dream

Wet Dream

Elements of the story that make it intriguing for this American legacy fan:

-They touted VIPs at the announcement of the venture as Tony George and Al Unser, Jr.

-They gave royal treatment to the designer of the track, Hermann Tilke.

-Its great location beyond DIA and next to a private airport was flaunted.

Twisty Man-They produced a fancy video of artist renderings and blueprints as well as a flowery script being carefully read by a nattily attired, pressed suit-clad and evidently sober Al Jr.

That’s right…it’s the all new (well, eventually anyway) Altezza Drive Resort. The only way this probably works long term, assuming they get it built (itself a pretty big assumption), might be to build also build a penis enlargement clinic on the premises and give away free Viagra for rich, white, older, male participants.

Predictably, the Internet community o’ race fans is abuzz in one way or another. Some believe it will be the second coming of Barber and a great place to hold a new IndyCar race. Some of the more Hiccuppompous, arrogant formula nose-in-the-air meddlers spend a lot of time dismissing the entire design as a cookie cutter hobby track simply because Hermann Tilke is involved.

I am really surprised, however, that I have seen few if any dismissals based on either Tony George or Al Jr. Don’t get me wrong…I like Tony George, believe he had the right idea (albeit poorly executed) in the mid-1990s, and understands better than about anyone what Indy is all about. Some of the more childish, ignorant OCD victims who obsessively Tourette their way into dialog otherwise exchanged among actual evolved human beings have even mockingly positioned Tony George as a ‘savior’ (or ‘saviour’ if they are from Mexico North or across a pond). I like Al, Jr. too and sincerely hope he has turned the corner on sobriety. The odds are against it, however.

Realistically, then, how successful can this venture be if it features Tony George, Al, Jr. and Hermann Tilke right out of the gate? Also, why no skepticism considering the lack of actual dirt being turned? After all NASCAR tried to build a cookie cutter in that same area and was met with resistance by everyone from the FAA to NIMBYs.

The real shame for Indy or NASCAR racing fans in Colorado (and there are quite a few of them) is the inability to use an existing GREAT track. As Mike Klis of the Denver Post pointed out in 2008, ‘ISC is the ugliest acronym on the Colorado sports scene.’ He is referencing ISC’s infamous flip of Pikes Peak International Raceway in which they specified no racing event can be held there that will draw over 5,000 spectators. In other words they intended for it to be reduced to a club racer track even after they no longer owned it.

IndyCar always reliably drew 30,000 to 35,000 spectators and even raced there two times in a year early on. The only things the track needs are SAFER barriers and a few temporary stands. Given the increase in population around Colorado Springs (and even Pueblo, not to mention south of Denver) and the general economy in Colorado there is no reason to doubt potential success of either IndyCar or NASCAR-related events, particularly since NASCAR cannot get their Denver area track off the ground. But as Klis points out ISC has never been willing to address their flip clause publicly, in the process ripping fans off.

Perhaps the smart effort would be finding a way to re-open one of the finest 1+ mile oval tracks ever built to actual quality competition. Knowing the NASCAR history with wanton and willful destruction of quality racetracks common sense will likely not prevail.

March 23, 2015

Wow. Another NASCAR Sellout. Meanwhile IndyCar Fan Thumbs Still Twiddle.

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GreenWhattChickerThe Disciple smart brother was wondering aloud yesterday during one of the tedious, repetitive ‘greeeenwhattchicker’ attempts at a legitimate finish at the end of the NASCAR race at Fontana about how they stay successful. They managed to sell out a track notorious for fan ambivalence with slower cars and contrived racing (never mind they used to try to sell 200,000 NASCAR tickets every year and now all they can sell is less than 70,000). Again. Contrary to what IndyCar participants might have you believe the last two NASCAR events in particular prove conclusively the oval genre is relatively distant from unpopularity.

We can argue until blue in the face about the merits (or lack thereof) about what makes NASCAR popular. The brother took an alternate approach and asked what would make NASCAR less popular quickly if charged with that task. The short list we formulated makes sense:

1) Reduce fields from 43 to 24 cars.

2) Import drivers with the ability to fund themselves from several foreign countries (Brazil, France, Japan, Colombia, etc.) along with non-domestic sponsors no one has ever heard of and whose products are unavailable here.

3) Reduce the number of American drivers to about 10% of the total.

4) Begin the season on the last weekend in March.

5) End the season on Labor Day weekend.

6) Reduce the number of races to 16-17 annually and actually run TWO races at the same track on one weekend a few times to artificially pad the total.

IndyCar Promotion At Work At Oval Tracks

IndyCar Promotion At Work At Oval Tracks

7) Reduce the amount of ovals to just four tracks then claim repeatedly that ‘ovals are just not popular anymore.’

8) Triple the amount of street races (and some road courses) and in the process create a gypsy carnival atmosphere in which municipalities are fleeced a couple of times before being asked never to return.

9) Eliminate all support races on the same weekend with the exception of the (is it still called the) Nationwide Series or the (whoever the sponsor is this year) trucks.

10) Eliminate all forms of entertainment and/or country music acts that perform at tracks before and during race events.

11) Immediately stop all forms of advertising and promotion except opening gates and hoping people will come, including no more television ads with all your drivers who wear their drivers suits in all commercials, Kid Rock Chevy truck spots, Danica doing whatever it is she does, etc.

12) Cut all fan activity initiatives at tracks and just hand an announcer a microphone to scream ‘…ARE YOU READY…’ Mark Milesright before each race.

13) Instead of pricing and sizing venues to increase interest and demand, just keep raising prices every year on everything. Also create artificial deadlines and penalize potential fans whose specific attendance plans may not be known until shortly before events.

14) Do not say anything critical to or about your broadcast partners when they completely ignore your series and promote every other series instead. If they ignore you just ignore them right back.

15) And finally, spend tens of millions of dollars on business consultants who will concoct such brilliant strategies.

March 16, 2015

The Disciple Consulting Group for the Indianapolis Motor Speedway: Catching Up To The 21st Century

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BCG Cartoons

BCG Cartoons

Attention IMS Management: Please think of the following suggestions as The Boston Consulting Group only without all the pointless graphics and getting fleeced for millions of dollars for no apparent reason.

One of the primary initiatives on Doug Boles’ plate is the long term care and modernization of the 106 year old Indianapolis Motor Speedway. That is a huge challenge. In a previous blog I urged Boles and crew to use a combination of historic IMS photographs and modern retro baseball stadiums as template guides. The biggest aesthetic to retain is the ‘tunnel’ characteristic of turn one with multi-level covered grandstands. At a minimum seats need to be wider and spaced further apart to justify what have become annual increases in price. I wish I could get paid millions of dollars by advising event venue hosts to raise seat prices every year.

Once paying fans have begun occupying the newly spacious and dramatically more expensive seats the next order of business is creature comfort for their increasingly bulbous backsides. Conveniently located concessions and restrooms are really important. Perhaps the most vital aspect of attending fan comfort is integration of technology. Since everyone has a

Antique

Antique

smart device Verizon is an ideal partner because they can help enable hundreds of thousands of smart devices inside the facility. Ideally IMS should want short attention span attendees paying attention to what is on the track.

That is why a news blurb from Derrick Walker last week is so compelling. Walker alluded to the testing of a 9” X 4” ‘frame’ on every car behind the roll hoop that is integrated to timing and scoring that can show running order, fuel status, color coding (like when a yellow is thrown), etc. That is fascinating and long overdue.

IMS ought to consider taking the LED technology to the next level. It would not have to be Eddie Gossage ‘Big Hoss’ level. At IMS it is better to employ several small displays due to sheer facility size. My grand ideas include:

159332236CC00012_NRA_500-Run a stream of LED elements all the way around the track on both the inside and outside at track level. Primary uses might be for qualifications. When a driver took the green the LED displays would also turn green and circle the track. When a car was on its run the green LED display could trail the car all the way around the track at the same speed as the car. Such technology would be helpful for yellow flags and others; e.g., passing flag approaching start/finish.

-Inside all four turns, embedded into the ground (think of embedded floor TVs at some Red Robin restaurants only modern) would be large HD displays. During the same qualification runs the displays would show trap speed, current lap speed, the average speed of the run and where the car is in the grid. Monitors attached to outside stands and visible from inside seating or grass would carry the same information.

-When not used for statistics video of the runs would be displayed.

-Randy Bernard got it right when he took the visuals on the road. If IMS can figure out a way to do it efficiently and effectively it makes a huge difference at other venues.

-Paying for such technology? Advertising/Sponsorship, of course.

These ideas are merely starting points for a lot of creative uses of new technology. I need to find Doug in the next few months for a brief chat ;-).

March 12, 2015

In The Midst Of All The Backslap Touting of IndyCar Growth Can We Discuss A Primary Ongoing Failure?

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As the IndyCar season FINALLY begins at the end of March, NASCAR will have been up and running for a month and a half and Formula One will be on its second event of the year. As usual promotion of anything even remotely limited to IndyCar is nearly non-existent on the channels and web pages of the media ‘partners.’ NBC Sports Network has joined ESPN on ABC in relegating IndyCar to something slightly less than un-promoted filler content.

NBC Sports Dot NutsAt 10:30am on March 12 the Disciple research team decided to spot check NBC Sports websites. Predictably they have NASCAR segregated from all other motor sports. When clicking on the ‘Motors’ link the pecking order on the left side of the screen is: NASCAR followed by Formula One followed by IndyCar, then Motocross and fantasy. The right side of the screen featured links to twelve NASCAR stories. When clicking on ‘Motorsports Talk’ the first six stories are Formula One, then one Formula E, then 2 Simona and 1 Josef Newgarden stories (IndyCar), then additional Formula One some more.

Need additional proof that IndyCar is an afterthought to NBC Sports Network? Go to the NBC Sports Network Marketing Print and Digital Archive links page at nbcsportsnetwork.net. Include in this blog on the left is a screen shot of the first page on that site. Look it over carefully and tell me what is missing.

It is the same story on ESPN’s page. Nothing about racing on the first page, then when clicking on ‘Racing’ the headline stories are: F1, F1, NHRA, NASCAR, and NASCAR/F1. Evidently ESPN is touting a web partnership with F1. An ESPNF1 section is present that includes links to five more F1 stories, their calendar and an archive. Standings and schedules exist for IndyCar, F1 and NHRA.

The story links on the upper right of the page are for: F1, F1, Supercross, F1, NHRA, Supercross, F1, IndyCar, Rally, ARCA, NHRA, F1 and cycles. Speedway resident and cart-centric pundit John Oreovicz hung right in there with a two-month-old story about A.J. Foyt (pictured hugging Tony Stewart).

How Media Partners See IndyCar

How Media Partners See IndyCar

All of these items prove once again that in the eyes of the editorial management of two broadcast entities that are supposedly ‘partners,’ IndyCar remains the outcast bastard stepchild of their families. What is the common link between this complete lack of promotion for well over a decade? IndyCar management.

Mark Miles has been busy touting his notion that all measurable metrics like ratings, attendance, etc., are up, up, up and up some more (never mind that when the numbers begin so close to all-time lows up is the most likely direction). He also has driver employees parroting all the great news. What about things that are not directly measurable like basic promotion of your product by entities contractually bound to IndyCar? Where is the encouragement, enforcement and results? For that matter why isn’t Ryan Hunter-Reay, the most recent American Indy 500 winner, a household name and not invisible? After his big win he even had time to impregnate his lovely wife for a second time, tend to her through pregnancy and help deliver the child.

Most people are really encouraged by the present direction of IndyCar and there are a lot of reasons for optimism. The entire concept of self-promotion and marketing, especially in conjunction with partners, obviously remains a dismal failure. When will IndyCar leadership do something about THAT?

March 11, 2015

Refreshed Looking IndyCars Ready to Go!

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ChevyFor some reason people have been asking me what I think of the new Chevy and Honda aero kits. Why? It is too early to proclaim anything. They are different, and that is one of the things for which fans have been clamoring. I believe it is wise to wait until we can see them in action on the track.

HondaInitial fear? The expense involved with replacing pieces dislodged by contact. A team that goes through three per race will have to budget an additional $4 million. But let us all wait and see. Leave the doomsday commentary along the Internet to the idiots who would complain if they were hung with new rope.

Meantime, good job Chevy and Honda for thinking way outside the box.

March 9, 2015

Helping Doug Boles Make The Indianapolis Motor Speedway Better

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As legacy racing fans continue to patiently (or IMpatiently) wait for a too-short season to begin a major source of comfort is that spring is showing signs of re-appearing. Thoughts naturally turn to the Indianapolis Motor Speedway and the way it continues to evolve. Thus far the tenure of Doug Boles as President has been good. He knows what Indy means and has some business chops to boot.

OldieWhen objectively evaluating the past twenty years you start first with the personalities. Tony George was family and rarely allowed any lack of funding to derail overarching projects. The Pagoda stands as his crowning achievement. The old glass, concrete and metal control tower that went up in ’57 became iconic but always seemed out of step with history. It reminded many of cookie cutter, circular baseball stadiums that went up in the 60s and 70s. They are all gone now too, and few miss either the master control tower or the donut-like baseball stadiums. The IMS Pagoda tipped its hat to history and successfully managed to marry nostalgia with ultra-modern appeal In With The Newand functionality. Other iconic spots at the facility, however, vanished. Take the inside of turn one, for example. IMS has turned it into a Barbie vagina. Well, trailer park Barbie vagina. The unkept, patchwork randomly thatched non-track area looked horrible from E-Stand and on camera all of last year. ‘Barbie vagina!?’ one might ask. Yes. It is by far the best analogy. At one point turn one had character and natural beauty. There were trees. There was terrain. There was a meandering stream that crossed the inside of the turn before going back outside the track. It even smelled bad over there once the end Turn 1of the race rolled around; the result of being filled up with some of the most vile forms of alcohol tinged human and animal excretions possible.

Now and for the past few years the ‘snake pit’ has become a controlled, commercialized promotion on the opposite end of the track. The creek in turn one is still there but it now runs through a pipe buried underground. Where there was once character and charm there is now a flat expanse of sterile nothingness. Just like a Barbie vagina.

Once Tony vanished and Jeff Belskus took over the goal seemed to be not spending any money on anything short of preventing selected structures from collapsing, and even then some structures seemed expendable such as historic structures on the grounds with sagging roofs and peeling paint.  When Tony demolished the old motel while mums was away it was probably something that needed to be done but an asphalt parking lot as a replacement has zero character or appeal. About the only time grass got mowed was right before track events. Under Belskus the facility as a whole started to become an eyesore.

Now we have Doug Boles, who understands the need to properly maintain the facility and understands the limitations of finite budgets. While the elder Anton’s coffin probably now resembles a rotisserie spit as a result of his potentially frequent grave turning IMS has followed other institutions in supplementing their own funding with taxpayer dollars. Unlike some my New Oneproblem is not necessarily that the IMS hand is out, but rather what gets done with the money once it arrives. Add the appearance that most future revenue generation will be centered around continuously raised prices for everything every year. Wonder how long that will be sustainable given their location and clientele?

The single most visible sign of Boles’ deeper understanding involved the replacement of the scoring pylon along the straightaway. IMS managed to retain the historic legacy visual AND bring the functionality into the current century. The jury is out on what will replace missing video monitors.

The next big challenge for Boles and crew should be making the attendance experience relevant to an audience of today. What about grandstands? The smart move long term is to avoid taking any cheap way out. The world has enough steep, uncovered aluminum grandstands as it is. Check Daytona’s new Mt. Everest grandstands for proof. Obviously some grandstands at IMS will have to be replaced. Others, like the Vistas, will continue to retain their 70s-era ‘charm’ until they are replaced and/or people stop buying tickets in them. Many of the oldest stands line the main straight all the way to E Stand in turn one. The smartest advice anyone can give or heed is to take a ‘pagoda’ approach instead of a ‘Barbie vagina’ approach.

Main straight.bmp-1As crumbling grandstands are replaced IMS must check its collective conscience. Go retro in terms of look but make it modern. Use most new baseball stadiums as inspiration. Retrieve historic pictures of IMS stands. Above all the nuances that make Indy special; e.g., the tunnel effect into turn one, must be preserved. That means double decker, covered stands. Only this time do it right. Wider seating. Rows twice as far apart. Concessions and restrooms plentiful on both levels. Deck access that does not require vertical climbing on the outside of a stand. The look and feel of the 105-year-old IMS can easily be maintained with the right creative architecture, and that should always be top of mind with Doug Boles and crew. Well engineered brick and/or wood-look composite materials can have dramatic effects as the legendary facility crawls into the current century.

It is all about fan experience these days. Replacing fans is important and it involves far more than cars on the track. It is time for a series of pagoda-like home runs. Are you up for it Doug?

February 27, 2015

Carb Day 2015 At Indy: Good Lovin’ Gone Bad

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Rock n RollSuggestion for the brain trust at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway: If your goal is to milk/mine more admissions and concessions during May with all the new gimmickry; e.g., grand prix, etc., when will you get serious about the entertainment offered? 38 Special would have been outstanding in 1982. Perhaps because it has been about 33 years since their last hit there is some significance. Come on. 38 Special is an act better suited for the 8 Seconds Saloon down Lynhurst a bit. Not the centerpiece of Carb Day. Please tell us it is just the opening act.

Is the problem a lack of money? Jesus H. Christ. Are you at least getting an AARP discount? If you want to make May relevant to millennials and even their parents perhaps you should look toward a Rock N Roll2relative newcomer event for inspiration at making May a special month for hundreds of thousands of people over each weekend. Once upon a time Memphis in May was a humble weekend invitational barbecue cook-off that began attracting barbecue aficionados from all over the world. It is now the ‘Indy 500’/’Super Bowl’ of the barbecue world. Different activities occur each weekend of the month. In just three days the first weekend of May the following actS (plural) are featured this year:

Lenny Kravitz, Ed Sheeran, John Fogerty, The Avett Brothers, Hozier, Paramore, Five Finger Death Punch, Wilco, Pixies, The Flaming Lips, Cage the Elephant, Ryan Adams, Rise Against, Band of Horses, St. Vincent, Slash, Awolnation, Breaking Benjamin, Bleachers, Wale, Flogging Molly, Lindsey Stirling, G-Rock N Roll3Eazy, Jenny Lewis, George Clinton & Parliament/Funkadelic, Kaiser Chiefs, Kenny Wayne Shepherd Band, Of Mice and Men, Bela Fleck & Abigail Washburn, Lecrae, Spin Doctors, Myslovitz, Big Head Todd & The Monsters, In This Moment, Shovels and Rope, Scott Weiland and the Wildabouts, Soul Asylum, Robert Randolph & The Family Band, Betty Lavette, Diarrhea Planet, Savoy Brown, Elle King, Ana Popovic, Alejandro Escovedo, Star & Micey, Tinsley Ellis, The Vespers, Dead Soldiers, Lurrie Bell, Indigienous, Will Tucker, Matthew Curry, Prosevere, Preston Shannon, Kenny Brown, Ira Walker, Ghost Town Blues Band, Copeland, and Kelley Hunt.

These acts literally represent something for everyone. All genres. And all in three days. And most contemporary and non-octogenarian. Seriously, IMS is hanging its hat on 38 Special? LOL. IMS should take lessons. Better yet why not consider an oft-suggested idea I have bantered in the past. The race track west of Memphis would be Rock N Roll4an ideal place to have an oval race. There is a really nice, flat-ish, SAFR-equipped track that is not owned by either ISC or SMI just sitting there waiting for a main event. Why not get them to incorporate a big race early in the month if nothing else to cross-promote the other May main event? Oh I know, the oval-averse miscreants bending the ear of Miles these days are likely to consider ovals only as a last possible resort but it is worth a shot (Side rant: The excuse the road racers toss out there is ‘ovals are just not popular any more.’ Rubbish. Try presenting one professionally for a change and watch 50K or 60K show up reliably.). Even if you do not do that you need at least three high profile, currently relevant musical acts. Book acts that are hot today. Not hot thirty years ago. I would also avoid the rap crap. The chance of too many bad things happening with those types of acts is too great to risk. Besides, as evidenced by the Memphis list there are plenty of better choices. 38 Special will attract almost zero millennials.

Or, you could continue to vastly underwhelm, minimize profit some more and invite criticism from those of us legacy fans reduced to simply shaking our head in either disbelief or disgust. What a shame.

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