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September 17, 2009

Motegi! I Really Think So Doo Doo Dooooo Doo Doo Doo

Filed under: The Disciple Blogs — Disciple of INDYCAR @ 1:29 am

Remember that song by The Vapors back in the really bad part musical part of the 80’s? I am unable to remove it from my noggin. Probably because that is where the boys (and girls) are. Can Danica make it two straight?

Everybody! Let’s sing along!

Danica FansI’ve got your picture of me and you
You wrote “I love you” I wrote “me too”
I sit there staring and there’s nothing else to do
Oh it’s in color Your hair is brown
Your eyes are hazel And soft as clouds
Gentlemen Start Your Turning JapaneseI often kiss you when there’s no one else around

I’ve got your picture, I’ve got your picture
I’d like a million of you all round my cell
I want a doctor to take your picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
You’ve got me turning up and turning down
And turning in and turning ’round

Turning JapaneseI’m turning Japanese
I think I’m turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I’m turning Japanese
I really think so
I’m turning Japanese
I think I’m turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I’m turning Japanese
I really think so

I’ve got your picture, I’ve got your picture
I’d like a million of them all round my cell
I want the doctor to take a picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
You’ve got me turning up and turning down and turning in and turning ’round

JapanicaI’m turning Japanese
I think I’m turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I’m turning Japanese
I really think so
I’m turning Japanese
I think I’m turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I’m turning Japanese
I really think so

No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women
No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it’s dark
Everyone around me is a total stranger
Everyone avoids me like a cyclone ranger
That’s why I’m turning Japanese
I think I’m turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I’m turning Japanese
I really think so
I’m turning Japanese
I think I’m turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I’m turning Japanese
I really think so

Turning Japanese
I think I’m turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I’m turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I’m turning Japanese
I really think so
(think so think so think so)
Turning Japanese
I think I’m turning Japanese
I really think so

I will be up late this weekend…you?

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7 Comments »

  1. You’re aware that song is about masturbation?

    Editor’s note: Do you have experience with this phenomenon? I am aware of the popular yankie wankie connection, BUT, according to Wikipedia (I know…Wikipedia), the song reflected how singer/songwriter Dave Fenton was meant to have felt whilst separated from his love. In the U.S., the song was believed to euphemistically refer to the face a male makes during the act of masturbation. In a VH1 True Spin special the band denied this. Fenton explained: “Turning Japanese is all the clichés about angst and youth and turning into something you didn’t expect to.”

    That said, both the Motegi race and masturbation can be satisfying depending on the circumstance.

    Comment by Boo Boo — September 17, 2009 @ 3:00 am | Reply

  2. Better get back on your meds

    Editor’s note: I agree. LOL

    Comment by Rosco — September 17, 2009 @ 6:33 pm | Reply

  3. Surely masturbation is more enjoyable than a race at Motegi..?

    Editor’s note: All depends on where/what you watch. I would rather be in Japan. The last time I was there the extraction of bodily fluids was accommodated by a doting paid professional and no self service was necessary. Still, there is no place I would rather be than at a race track.

    Comment by Leigh O'Gorman — September 17, 2009 @ 7:23 pm | Reply

  4. Er, I don’t know… not really attracted to skinny girls. Cyndie Alleman is more my type.

    Comment by Dave Cornutt — September 19, 2009 @ 1:44 am | Reply

  5. BTW, if you Google images for Ana Beatriz, you get a bunch of really revealing images of a supermodel who goes by the same name… startled the heck out of me at first.

    Comment by Dave Cornutt — September 19, 2009 @ 1:47 am | Reply

  6. I’m glad you like thirty-year-old ‘new wave songs’ and all that, but I am a little bit more concerned about this ‘Vision Racing to fold unless major sponsorship is secured’ nonsense that I have been seeing online lately, and I don’t mean ‘on parody/hate web sites.’
    Editor’s Note: Why? Teams come and go all the time. Look at the list of folded teams since, oh, 1980 or so. It happens. Someone else will be along eventually.

    Comment by matsudai olvidado — September 20, 2009 @ 1:01 am | Reply

  7. Why? Simply because some of us out here don’t automatically hate Tony George, don’t think he single-handedly killed CART, don’t wish for him to die in a helicopter crash, don’t care about his sisters or how much money he may or may not have spent on the IRL (yeah, I have seen all of this nonsense on various sites)and just want to see the man who has always been, for good or ill, the face of all that is Indy—yeah, that’s right—Tony George, have some success in this series, especially after he has been thrown under the bus by family. I think that success for Vision would be a nice poke in the eyes to Roger Penske and Chip Ganassi…and since people are making their clever masturbatory references vis a via the song at the top of this thread, I invite all of the Danica Fanica wankers to bite me.

    Sorry about the rant, Defender…thanks for giving me the opportunity to reply.

    Comment by matsudai olvidado — September 21, 2009 @ 12:32 pm | Reply


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